The Giant Utensils

So I was in Pier 1 a couple months ago, and I saw the below giant wall utensils. At about $70 each they're obviously well out of a college student's price range.

Then I found some brown wood-like wall utensils at Hobby Lobby. During the 50% off wall decor sale, the utensils were about $8 each. With a couple coats of silver paint, they were superfab and ready for use (sort of).

After about a week, my roommate suggested we get a "plate" to make a giant place setting. So we bought a circluar-shaped mirror and rotated the table to give us the giant place setting.